Wenn Browser Transportmittel oder Frauen wären

Es geht doch nichts über ein bisschen Browser-Bashing zur Mittagszeit:

Wenn Browser Transportmittel wären:

(via reddit)

Wenn Browser Frauen wären:

Firefox Browser

If you met Firefox, it’s all you can think about. She just puts so much stuff in your memory! Even tough she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Firefox. It’s not beacause of herself It’s more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts…

if browers were women - opera

Opera Browser

Slim, sexy and tough, she’ll be just for you if you’re into that kind of women. Seh’s really good in the bedroom, you’ll enjoy her performance.

She won’t led you inside tough, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.

if browsers were women - safari

Safari Browser

She’s a hottie. You feel really cool beeing with her.

However, there’s something you may find frustrating about her – she brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.

if browsers were women - chrome

Chrome Browser

Etremely skinny, but very cool and friendly.

However, when it comes to bedroom, she’s very inexperienced and has little to offer

Forget about Kama Sutra, missionary style is all you can expect.

if browsers were women - internet explorer

Internet Explorer

For most she’s the first woman they tried.

She’s really easy but can get you infected.


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