Gotye Parodie: The Star Wars That I Used To Know

Erst lachte ich Tränen, jetzt vergieße ich wieder eine. Ich hatte es neulich schon mal erwähnt. Das letzte Mal, dass ich Star Wars gesehen habe (damit meine ich IV V und VI, die „neuen“ Teile zähle ich generell nicht dazu), war irgendwann Ende der 90er von einer VHS-Kassette. Die Aufnahme hatte mein Vater wohl irgendwann Anfang der 90er auf ZDF oder ARD gemacht.

Die ganzen Re-Edits oder wie auch immer man es nennen möchte, was George Lucas da mit Star Wars mehrere Male angestellt hat, habe ich mir nie angesehen. Ich möchte Star Wars so in Erinnerung behalten, wie es gedacht war, bevor er seinen Verstand verloren hat. Da bin ich Hardliner: Han Shot First, George du Arschgesicht.

Und da kommt jetzt das Video von TeddieFilms ins Spiel. Die Jungs haben sich das Video ‚Somebody That I Used To Know“ von Gotye vorgenommen und daraus kurzer Hand „The Star Wars That I Used To Know“ gemacht:

„And they’ll never get the Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know“ <– Da wurden aus meinen Freuden-Tränen dann Trauer-Tränen ;(

Lyrics: 

[DARTH:]
Now and then I think of when I was in power
Like choking people with the Force until they died
But then you told them all my history
And took away my masculinity
And had my character portrayed by subpar actors.

You are now addicted to an overuse of graphics
And making Greedo shoot first? Han shot first.
So when you tried to have the Force make sense
You introduced the midichlorians
And what’s the deal with having me be dubbed over (Noooooooooo!)

But you didn’t have to change it all.
Make ‚em like they never happened and the fans are nothing
I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a Bantha and that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to make them blow
Have your friends direct your movies and they’ll turn out better.
You think that you don’t need them though
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

[GEORGE LUCAS:]
Now and then I think of all the times I screwed fans over.
I had them believing that the first three films were really done.
But Star Wars will be done my way
I don’t care what you have to say
I think that they should let it go
And they’ll never get the Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know

[DARTH:]
You didn’t have to change it all.
No more puppets, no more practical effects or nothin‘
I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a wampa and that feels so cold.
No you didn’t have to sell your soul
Do we really need to watch them all again in 3D?
Jar Jar was an all time low
What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know

What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know? This:

//Geeks Are Sexy//